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You found this page. That is either very good, or it means they already know about you. Either way, welcome to YAKOV PARANORMAL β€” the only stream on the internet where we take on the Illuminati, their interdimensional handlers, the cryptids they deploy, and the ancient occult machinery that keeps the whole rotten edifice running.

Is any of this real? YES. Should you be scared? Probably not, but also a little bit, yes. It's like George W. Bush said, if we're afraid, they win. He's a reptilian though, so who knows...

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I am Yakov. I have been investigating the paranormal, the conspiratorial, and the cryptozoological since 1996 when I saw something in the woods that the authorities assured me I did not see.

I stream, I research, I resist. The Illuminati does not like me very much. I consider this a good sign.

Join the Discord. We are many. They are afraid.

"The interdimensional entities feed on confusion and distraction.
The greatest act of resistance is paying attention."

β€” found written on a napkin at a Denny's in Flagstaff, AZ. authorship unknown.